THE MOST IRONIC LINE EVER! BOLAS — FOR MEN WITH BALLS

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THE MOST IRONIC TAG LINE EVER! BOLAS - FOR MEN WITH BALLS

AN UNDERWEAR REVIEW

BOLAS BASIC BRIEF

Please note that the I picked up this garment on my own dime. Which means that I am beholden to no one to say anything nice. This is my honest opinion and nothing more.

BOLAS BASIC BRIEF
BOLAS BASIC BRIEF
BOLAS BASIC BRIEF

BOLAS BRIEF – ONYX BLACK

Seriously…this has to be one of the biggest cases of false advertising ever. I was all excited because I found a new brand to try, and because of the tag line (“for men with balls”) I thought I’d love them.

You guys know I don’t like tight underwear especially in that area, so I thought I had hit the underwear jackpot. I ordered all 4 pair of briefs they offered without thinking twice.

Well, the tag line should continue…”for men with balls – that they don’t like”.

After waiting for the international shipping from the Netherlands, I was anxious to try these on.

I thought I’d slip into a pair of briefs that cradled my balls perfectly.

Instead, I pulled these on and my entire male anatomy was squished up against my body, never to move again.

I immediately took them off and checked the size. I thought perhaps I had been shipped the wrong size or I ordered them in a Large as I often do when the Extra Large covers a waist size of 40-42.

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But nope – right there ironed onto the brief was the XL.

I should have been swimming in these, but they felt like they were too small. Were they mis-labellend? I held them up to another pair and they were the same size.

So then I laid them flat…and that’s just what they were. Flat!

No attempt at even a little contour pouch.

Plus the pouch was double lined, which means there are two layers of fabric trying to flatten you out, not just one.

In going back and looking at their website, I thought perhaps the model they used was just not gifted in that area. Or perhaps they “photoshopped” out the bulges so as to not be considered crude.

Turns out, he (or they) was experiencing the same issue I was…flattened manhood.

It’s really too bad. That one mistake in their design ruined an otherwise pretty nice pair of briefs

The material is of good quality and soft. They have a decent look to them…nicer than just a solid color brief.

They felt good on, except for the front. Nothing else was too tight or off scale.

They appear to be well made and would hold up through a long period of washing and wearing.

So I guess if you like your boys to be secure and not move, these are the underwear for you.

Otherwise, you may just want to pass.

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What's Good

  • SOFT QUALITY FABRIC
  • NICE LOOKS
  • WELL MADE

What's Not So Good

  • BALL CRUSHING
  • NO POUCH OR CONTOUR

BOLAS BASIC BRIEF

ONYX BLACK

With its sportive cut, bold piping, inside print, soft fabric and silky waistband a perfect package is guaranteed.

The original BOLAS inside print won’t be felt while wearing them, but sure is a nice surprise when taking them off!

BOLAS UNDERWEAR
INCHES EURO CM
Extra Extra Small (XXS) 20-22 44 51-56
Extra Small (XS) 24-26 46 61-66
Small (S) 28-30 48 71-76
Medium (M) 32-34 50 81-86
Large (L) 36-38 52 91-96
Extra Large (XL) 40-42 54 101-106
Extra Extra Large (XXL) 44-46 56 111-116

95% COTTON 5% ELASTANE

CARE INSTRUCTIONS

In order to ensure the longevity of your garments & gear we recommend the following care practices.

  • Hand wash warm/tepid or machine wash on delicate, ideally in a garment bag
  • Do not bleach
  • Do not iron
  • Hang to dry

Following these guidelines will help preserve your gear and help it last longer. If you need an extra boost to your detergent, add borax or vinegar to the wash cycle. Oh and use an unfrangrenced fabric softener. Your balls and cock are not supposed to smell and taste like "April Mountain Breeze"!

WHO IS BOLAS?

"Comfortable attractive underwear is very important. It gives you confidence. It builds bravery. We believe life should be enjoyed to the max and wearing BOLAS will take you a long way!"

  • Compose your own multipack, combine different sizes and designs! Buy more & get more discount!
  • All BOLAS boxers and briefs have a unique logo print on the inside. You will not feel it when you wear them, but it's a nice surprise when you take them off.
  • Always be in your comfort zone with the unique cut, soft fabric and silky waistband.
  • Confidence is the sexiest thing to wear. With a pair of BOLAS on you will have the courage to take every risk, drop every fear and grab life by the balls.
About David F

David F

Self-professed underwear junkie. My lofty goal in life is to own at least 1 pair from every brand out there. Wish me luck.....there are A LOT more than you'd think!

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