Seriously…this has to be one of the biggest cases of false advertising ever. I was all excited because I found a new brand to try, and because of the tag line (“for men with balls”) I thought I’d love them.
You guys know I don’t like tight underwear especially in that area, so I thought I had hit the underwear jackpot. I ordered all 4 pair of briefs they offered without thinking twice.
Well, the tag line should continue…”for men with balls – that they don’t like”.
After waiting for the international shipping from the Netherlands, I was anxious to try these on.
I thought I’d slip into a pair of briefs that cradled my balls perfectly.
Instead, I pulled these on and my entire male anatomy was squished up against my body, never to move again.
I immediately took them off and checked the size. I thought perhaps I had been shipped the wrong size or I ordered them in a Large as I often do when the Extra Large covers a waist size of 40-42.
But nope – right there ironed onto the brief was the XL.
I should have been swimming in these, but they felt like they were too small. Were they mis-labellend? I held them up to another pair and they were the same size.
So then I laid them flat…and that’s just what they were. Flat!
No attempt at even a little contour pouch.
Plus the pouch was double lined, which means there are two layers of fabric trying to flatten you out, not just one.
In going back and looking at their website, I thought perhaps the model they used was just not gifted in that area. Or perhaps they “photoshopped” out the bulges so as to not be considered crude.
Turns out, he (or they) was experiencing the same issue I was…flattened manhood.
It’s really too bad. That one mistake in their design ruined an otherwise pretty nice pair of briefs
The material is of good quality and soft. They have a decent look to them…nicer than just a solid color brief.
They felt good on, except for the front. Nothing else was too tight or off scale.
They appear to be well made and would hold up through a long period of washing and wearing.
So I guess if you like your boys to be secure and not move, these are the underwear for you.
Otherwise, you may just want to pass.