I’ve seen these around for a while and liked the look of them, but at 92% polyester I had my reservations.

I’ll admit, I’m not a huge fan of fossil fuel fabrics regardless of the progress that has been made since its introduction before I was born. But I hit a good sale on these and decided to give them a try. Besides, I didn’t have a pair of this brand yet and needed it for my collection.

Based on their size chart, I should have ordered a Large. I wear either a 34 or 36 in jeans/pants depending on the brand and cut. Based on my past experience with underwear in general and a dislike for them being super tight, I ordered up to an Extra Large.

I’ve got the underwear double whammy…a bubble butt and big balls. So unless the underwear have an anatomical pouch or specifically say they have a generously contoured pouch, I always order up a size. Rarely do I regret that decision or end up with baggy drawers on. With these, I wish they had a double Extra Large (XXL) available.

These are ball-crushingly tight, and the elastic around the thighs digs in to my flesh. Around the outside of the legs is bad enough, but the tight elastic between my legs flat out hurts after a while. Made me glad I don’t have a guiche piercing yet. Because these are anchored so well around your legs, it also means that any type of bending forward makes these underwear slide down your ass. So when you stand up straight again, you either have to pull them up in back or live with the waistband being below the start of your butt crack.

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I wore these one evening while going out with some friends and although they were uncomfortable, I decided to give them a chance and slept in them. I had them on for less than 15 hours and had to change underwear because they were driving me crazy.

I wish I had better things to say about these because I really do like the look of them. If you go to their website, they have a wide selection of colors, patterns, color blocking and other interesting designs.

Apparently, they don’t put a lot of emphasis on briefs because there are certainly less of them than there are jocks or trunks/boxer briefs. I will say, some of the trunks look like they have more room in front for your package.

There are also knee length and shin length styles available, along with shirts and swim suits. But even the shirts are made of the same polyester blend as the underwear are. It’s almost like they mis-named the company.

Instead of Junk Underjeans, they should have gone with Junk Undergymclothes. Because if I EVER wear these again, it would be to the gym to keep things in place while on the elliptical.

Please remember, this review is based on my personal experience with these. If your body type is different than mine or you appreciate very tight underwear, these might be right for you. They do have several items on sale as of this writing from 20% to over 50% off. It may be worth a look!