THESE ARE TRULY AN ANATOMICAL FIT

What can I say? I am an underwear addict and addicts will do whatever it takes to get what they want. Even if it means guessing at some of the words on the Czech website dmxgear.cz.

You see, there is another website that sells DMXGEAR, dmx-gear.com which is in English, but they don’t sell even half their own product that the Czech website does. Plus, the Czech website is host to 43 other brands, many this addict had never heard of before.

This was like finding a new dealer for me. A new dealer with a little bit of everything. So not only did I shop, but I bought…and bought…and bought.

I don’t remember how long it took to get the shipment and I don’t really care. My suggestion is if you order from here, just plan on being patient. They are worth it.

You see, just enough of the description is in English for me to understand they are Anatomically Fit Sport Briefs. Throw in a little Google Translator to find out the Czech word for cotton and I was throwing things in my cart like crazy.

This is truly one of those times where I didn’t care how much it would cost or how long it would take, I had to have these…and many others.

These are truly an anatomical fit. When you slip these on, you feel like they were made for you. I think part of that reason is the pouch shape.

While many brands leave extra room in the front, they don’t do what DMXGEAR does. DMXGEAR completely surrounds your package and leaves a roughly one and a half inch transition between the front half and the back half of the garment. So there is very little fabric between your legs. This ensures that your front bits stay in the front and don’t have a way to wander to the back.

I really have to give their designers kudos for this feature. I’ve had other anatomically fit pouches but they either shove your junk forward to “enhance” your profile, drop them into a little fabric basket or just leave extra fabric in the front without thought that you might have a pair of low hangers that tend to wander…especially if you’re not wearing fitted pants.

The fabric is a standard 95/5 cotton/spandex blend leaving them very soft to the touch and plenty of stretch to move with you.

The back isn’t quite “full coverage”, or maybe it’s just my bubble butt. The sides rise at a pretty sharp angle which took a minute to get used to, yet within 30 minutes I didn’t even notice it. These are comfort all the way and I was almost sad to take them off.

Good news is, I can wash them and wear them again and again.