REVIEW: LACE JOCK (BRIEF)

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TAKING A LACE JOCK TO A NEW LEVEL

It is not uncommon that when I am out with friends that one of my buddies will lean over and with an endearing curiosity ask me what gear I am wearing under my jeans.

This last time I was wearing the Dirt Squirrel Lace Jock, and so when I told him that he thought I was talking about one of those that laced up the pouch often in the style of football tights.

The look on his face when I told him exactly what they were and showed him; priceless!

As I touched on during my review of the Dirt Squirrel Lace Boxer Brief; lace is not really my thing; just like the colour yellow. Actually, that is not totally true. I HATE the colour yellow on me. These lace undies I don’t mind wearing.

In fact just like the boxer brief, these are cut to fit a man’s body to perfection. These boys at Dirt Squirrel know what they are doing.

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DIRT SQUIRREL
Notice how the leg straps cup your butt cheeks just right.
EVERYTHING CUT JUST RIGHT
DIRT SQUIRREL
Legs cut perfect.

When I slid them on; everything just fell right into place, the straps were right under my butt cheeks, no readjusting required. The waistband hit the right spot, didn’t roll and the legs were cut just right.

Even my sister, who doesn’t share the passion for men’s underwear, as we do, said to me, “if dudes are gonna wear lace, wear the lace that was built for you. Stop castrating yourself!” I howled!
I mean it was like putting on a second skin. A glove the fits perfectly, no bunching or webbing in between your fingers. The only reason you know you are wearing them is because you feel the fabric against your skin.

In the case for me the other evening, it is how the jeans felt over my bare ass cheeks but not the rest of me. It was exhilarating.

These are definitely cut well, they mould just right to the body and move with the body which only goes to support my argument that if you are into wearing lingerie or lace, please do look at garments that are designed for men and accommodate your anatomy in a flattering way.

The one hiccup with these for me is that with the way the solid bamboo & spandex pouch is constructed and the way the lace is cut around the pouch, you need to dress down for comfort. I don’t dress down and had to because the lace didn’t feel good on my shaft and foreskin. Personal preference.

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What's Good

  • Cut
  • Stitching
  • Fabric Blend

What's Not So Good

  • Must dress down to look good & probably most comfortable

CARE INSTRUCTIONS

In order to ensure the longevity of your garments & gear we recommend the following care practices.

  • Hand wash warm/tepid or machine wash on delicate, ideally in a garment bag
  • Do not bleach
  • Do not iron
  • Hang to dry

Following these guidelines will help preserve your gear and help it last longer. If you need an extra boost to your detergent, add borax or vinegar to the wash cycle. Oh and use an unfrangrenced fabric softener. Your balls and cock are not supposed to smell and taste like "April Mountain Breeze"!

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SIZE CHART

  • Small: 28-30 Inches // 71-76 Centimetres
  • Medium: 31-33 Inches // 79-84 Centimetres
  • Large: 34-36 Inches // 86-91 Centimetres
  • XLarge: 37-39 Inches // 94-99 Centimetres

FABRIC BLEND

95% Bamboo
5% Spandex

ABOUT DIRT SQUIRREL

Since that magical, blurry moment in 2013, Dirt Squirrel has been a grower not a shower, continuing to develop and put big packages in their customer’s hands. They have added other apparel to their product list and have travelled around shooting Dirt Squirrel cheer in everyone’s faces. It has been a complete rush that they plan on continually chasing.

Their vision for the future is to encourage provocative behaviour and people to embrace their inner deviant: the Dirt Squirrel lifestyle. After all, in a closed society where everybody’s guilty, the only crime is getting caught! They also plan to keep putting out marvellous apparel that will be there for all of your spontaneous and mischievous adventures, because at the end of the day, who doesn’t like putting out?

Please note that this garment was sent to me without even asking, like a birthday present when it's not your birthday. Just like all presents, some we like and some we don't. This review will let you know what I thought.

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turnipHed

turnipHed is the Chief Editor at TURNIPSTYLE, Presenter & Producer of THE VOICE OF TURNIPSTYLE. The lifestyle magazine and podcast for [GBTQ+] Men.

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  • turnipStyle#1

    29 Dec 2016 (Thursday)

    check out or review on some sexy @DirtSquirrelCo undies! ^tH #keepGeared

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