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CLICK. CLICK. Stick it IN! There’s BUTT-LOADS of positions, your ass can get laid, but NONE can even cum close to matching the convenience and durability of the NEW Fort Troff Porta PLOW.
Exclusive to Fort Troff, this extremely light-weight, portable sling is PERFECT for you on-the-go fuckers without a place to hang a SLING.
The Fort Troff Porta PLOW is built to keep the bottom’s legs UP…comfortably supported by a sweat-proof neck brace backed by a PLUMP detachable pillow.
The sturdy nylon straps hold your legs UP…resting against thick PADS…while you lie on your back…like a good lil’ bitch!
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You can adjust the pillow to a horizontal OR vertical position, whatever feels best.
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Made of Ballistic Nylon, Cleaning is simple…gentle wash with warm, soapy water and hang dry. Quick to set-up. Even faster to store away.
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