Not a Fan of Bananas

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Bananas Any One?Or am I? When I was in Africa (almost 20 years ago) visiting my grandparents, we used to have FRESHLY picked mangos and bananas for breakfast. Since then I have always had a hard time eating a banana.

Picked way too soon, shipped in a heated truck so they turn yellow. When in fact they just metamorph into a phallic blob of mush. When I bite into a banana now all I can think of is trying to choke down a spoon full of white flour.

However if eating bananas makes this happen – gotta run! ;-P

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About turnipHed

turnipHed

turnipHed is the Chief Editor at TURNIPSTYLE, Presenter & Producer of THE VOICE OF TURNIPSTYLE. The lifestyle magazine and podcast for [GBTQ+] Men.

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