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By turnipHed, 3 months and 1 day ago

this just in...

I have BBC World News on right now while I am working and stuff around the apartment and I look up at the TV and see this...

Lower Back Pain Eased by Proper Posture

Researchers discover that promoting proper posture eases lower back pain.

REALLY?

Shit why can't I get a government grant to come up with some insane obvious solution?

OH wait I got it.

Brushing your teeth promotes good oral hygiene!

Ready to collect my grant now!

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Gravatar #1. gooster
3 months and 1 day ago

Next week: Fat is caused by over eating and a sedentary lifestyle!

Gravatar #2. turnipHed
3 months and 1 day ago

i was also thinking about....

«drinking soda makes you burp»

Gravatar #3. gooster
3 months and 1 day ago

Excessive gas may effect social life.

Gravatar #4. turnipHed
3 months and 1 day ago

Excessive drinking causes hangovers.

Gravatar #5. turnipHed
3 months and 1 day ago

oh wait here is the best one....

Breathing promotes your life span.

Gravatar #6. Peter D.
3 months and 1 day ago

I've actually read more than one study about patient compliance that just boils down to «taking your pills makes them work better.»

Really?

Gravatar #7. gooster
3 months ago

Do NOT use this appliance (hair dryer) while showering.

Gravatar #8. turnipHed
3 months ago

i love the warning on the bottom of the Sara Lee cake box,

«do not turn box over»

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