Posts Tagged ‘humour’
this just in…
I have BBC World News on right now while I am working and stuff around the apartment and I look up at the TV and see this... Lower Back Pain Eased by Proper Posture Researchers discover that promoting proper posture eases lower back pain. REALLY? Shit why can't I get a government grant to come [Continue...]
fucking faggot
Something happened the other night that has not happened in a long time, some dude called me a "fucking faggot" and to top it all off the guy was about a head and a half shorter than me and I probably had about 40 pounds on the fucker...want the background? Keep reading... I was at [Continue...]
Where The Sidewalk Ends
It has become apparent to me that even the blatantly obvious is no longer obvious and people » 01 do NOT read signs. Here Are the Foot Notes...especially in airports ↩ Don't forget to go back up and keep reading.... [Continue...]
is that a cake in your box?
Cranberry/Black Cherry Juice - $2.99 Smirnoff Vodka (40oz) - $24 Coming up the elevator with a man that has a cake in a box....priceless! So JK and I tried to run down to the pool to get a quick swim in while all the breeders were doing dinner; however the pool was locked down! Bitches! [Continue...]
Drinking Problem?
What do you mean I have a drinking problem? I drink, get drunk, fall down. No Problem! (PS - Happy Canada Day!) [Continue...]
Maybe the Shoes?
I am not really sure what is wrong here, but I am leaning towards the shoes being wrong... [Continue...]









