OK so no not really but it might as well been the headline.

PageOneQ released a story today about good old Idahoan Walt Bayes, 70, who is running as a candidate to replace good ol' Larry Craig.

One of his platforms is «Separate Bathrooms for Gay Kids» - you have got to be shitting me!

Retired Idahoan Walt Bayes, 70, says in campaign literature that it is «absolutely wrong to force any student to share the same bathrooms and showers with homosexual teachers or students.»

«I don't really have an answer for it,» the Wilder resident told the Idaho Press-Tribune Saturday, «but we're going to have to do something if there's going to be a considerable number of our people who are going to [be gay].»

It would have been «an absolute catastrophe,» Bayes said, if he were allowed to shower with girls when he was 18 years old, which is the rationale he uses to advocate such a «separation.» [I prefer the term segregation here - kind of sends chills down my spine]

Ok Fuck Wad, er I mean, Walt Bayes, not only are bushy beards not sexy any more¹ if you have not turned on your television, read a newspaper, surfed the internet, turned on your radio or even popped your head out of the sand in the last little while, you would realise that we are moving towards a society of inclusion rather than «seperation»² or more precisely segregation.

I can just see it now in the Idahoan Medical Journals now; Urine Tract Infections, Bowel/Colon disorders on the rise in Idaho amongst teens.

Oh really?  Call me stupid but who wants to go to the bathroom and then upon exiting get the shit kicked out of them from some fuck head homophobe waiting outside the Homo-John!

Oh wait, they just did take a shit, so guess they just get beat up. 

If you want to see a video of this «breath of fresh air» you can visit; Idaho Statesman.

And so now to add my bit of acceptance because all people are equal; except for the Stupid People,³ who need to be taxed.

I am quite sure all of these boys are straight, and they are welcome to piss in a urinal next to me or squat on the porcelain anytime without reprisal.

1. that kind of went out of style when Grizzly Adams went off the air↩
2. as you would call it↩
3. aka Walt Bayes↩