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By turnipHed, 1 year and 6 months ago

Not a Fan of Bananas

Bananas Any One?Or am I? When I was in Africa (almost 20 years ago) visiting my grandparents, we used to have FRESHLY picked mangos and bananas for breakfast. Since then I have always had a hard time eating a banana.

Picked way too soon, shipped in a heated truck so they turn yellow. When in fact they just metamorph into a phallic blob of mush. When I bite into a banana now all I can think of is trying to choke down a spoon full of white flour.

However if eating bananas makes this happen - gotta run! ;-P

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