So while I was at the grocery store picking up a few things and something for dinner as I was actually in the mood to cook and have no¹ when was the last home cooked meal I have had.

Sadly and pretty my out right pathetic, I could not come up with anything. I think I was so hungry that I was left without inspiration and the desire to not have a massive mess to clean up after.

So grilled cheese and cream of wild mushroom soup. Yes I know, sad and pathetic.

But really you are wanting to know more about title so let's get to it. So here I am shopping and I keep running into this really hot man.  He and I are working the aisles opposite to each other so we keep passing about half way down the aisle. However, I got my ears plugged in and I am listening to PNS Explosion Episode 217 

Well aisle 3 he makes eye contact and smiles at me.  I smile back but feel that I am about to start blushing so before I get a full on blush happening² I keep on moving. 

So same thing happens in aisle 4 but at that moment the "Celebrity" segment was playing and the boys were doing a spoof on Céline Dion.  Anyway, dude and I make eye contact again, I smiled and then because of the podCast I burst out laughing. 

Dude thought I was laughing at him! Fuck!

OK so now how the fuck does one recover from that?

I tried to be all casual at the check out when he was in the next one over, I tried to make eye contact again and smile even let myself blush if he would give me the time.  He didn't make eye contact long enough. 

I tried to sneak a picture of him with my phone but that worked about as well as an ashtray on a motorcycle.

So thanks PNS boys - "go fuck yourselves"³

1. and I am not joking here↩
2. yes I do blush↩
3. if you listen you will get that part↩