I think I have fully recovered...I was actually able to open my mouth today and brush my teeth properly and it not take me 10 minutes.  Yeah I am kissable again!

Tonight I was really starving and sick of soup!  I had a massive intense craving for solid food!

So I got my butt out over to the market to find something to eat for supper.

As I was walking through the produce section I saw these massive mushrooms¹ and instantly I thought how tasty some sautéed mushrooms² would taste.

I moved on.

Sure enough as I walk past the bakery to the butcher section, steak is on sale.

OK so yes I am weak, I have been craving steak for weaks³ and with a price tag of $3 for a massive steak who was I to refuse.

Picked up the steak, went back and grabbed the mushrooms and humped my ass back home.

Covered the steak in fresh garlic and cracked pepper and started cooking it while cutting up the mushrooms.

Skip that part and get to the eating bit.

Had to cut the steak up in such small pieces so I would not wear out my jaw but oh it was so good and juicy!⁴

However, I do not know if because I have not really been eating solid food for the past few days and my stomach has shrunk or if because it took me so long to get any food chewed, I could barely eat.

I think I had about 4 normal sized bites, combined, of steak and I probably ate 5 mushroom pieces and I was stuffed.

I could not eat another bit. So guess I have left overs.

1. I realise it is kind of hard to see how big they are with no reference but this was just a quick shot with my phone cam and I did not want to draw attention to me - but trust me they were about 10 times the size they normally are↩
2. in garlic, olive oil, butter and fresh ground pepper of course↩
3. that was an intentional misspelling↩
4. slurp↩