By turnipHed, 1 year ago

How to Deal With Rude Passengers

Gate LineUp A crowded flight was cancelled. A single attendant was re-booking a long line of inconvenienced travelers. Suddenly an angry passenger pushed his way to the desk. He slapped his ticket down on the counter and said, 'I HAVE to be on this flight and it HAS to be FIRST CLASS'. 

The attendant replied, 'I'm sorry, sir. I'll be happy to try to help you, but I've got to help these people first, and I'm sure we'll be able to work something out.'

The passenger was unimpressed. He asked loudly, so that the passengers behind him could hear, 'DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHO I AM?'

Without hesitating, the attendant smiled and grabbed her public address microphone: 'May I have your attention please; may I have your attention please', she began - her voice heard clearly throughout the terminal. 'We have a passenger here at Gate 14 WHO DOES NOT KNOW WHO HE IS. If anyone can help him find his identity, please come to Gate14.'

With the folks behind him in line laughing hysterically, the man glared at the attendant, gritted his teeth and said, 'F... You!' 

Without flinching, she smiled and said, 'I'm sorry, sir, but you'll have to get in line for that too!'

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