OK so this may offend some people so I have written it so you have to click on the read on link just below in order to view it. By doing so you are doing so at your own risk. This is nothing gross but if you are really uptight, conservative and lack imagination you might not get this - but then again if you are that person, WHY are you here?

Er Um Ya that might not have been the best title, in retrospect, but oh well let's just call it «artistic license». One other warning I will add though, just as a precaution, you might want to put your drink down, that is if you are having a beverage of any sort, as I do not want you to spit it out on your flat panel and keyboard.

So with regards to my last post about the March Search Query Phrases there was one in there that had be a bit stumped, urin style of lady, so I did a Google search for it.

I just quickly scanned the top 20 hits and saw that my site did not come up and thought nothing of it. However my eye was drawn up to the sponsored ad in the top right corner.

What drew my attention there was this -- «PEE STANDING UP!» Um, ya about that, no problems here. But being curious I had to check it out!

So click-a-boo and I was whisked over to http://whizaway.com.

I really wish my sister wasn't on the highway right now because her being a nurse she would get a serious kick out of this product!

So before I go on, I want to say THIS IS AN amazing product for those with limited mobility and function! WhooHoo for the freedom they can now enjoy.

That being said - the name still cracks me up! The product shown above is called «Whiz Freedom.»

Um excuse me did you just say «WHIZ»?

I sure loved the pictures on the homepage; the one woman leaping through the air - ya I know I feel like that EVERY time I pee, opps I mean «whiz».

And the other woman grinning like a gremlin with here head sticking out of a tent - um forgive my ignorance lady but you sure it wouldn't be easier to just squat? Just make sure you take note of which way is downhill?

Oh and one other thing....how many times can you shake that thing before it is considered «playing with it?»

Enjoy kids! I bet this is much MUCH more practical that the Cupcake Holder. (That was one of my favourite posts and it got lost somehow - turnipHed is still quite pissed about that.)