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Then Clever has you covered (just barely) with this Mayorca Brief.; available in grape, blue, and red with matching waistbands.
Each pair features a sheer body with a covered pouch, so you’re only showing what’s legal.
Make sure to also check out the Mayorca Trunk if you’re looking to be a little more modest!