‘turnipHed’ Articles

Ok I am kind of torn with this…I mean I totally understand that there are idiots out there, drunk and sober, that probably wouldn’t give a shit and piss on the bag anywhere… However, I kind of feel like my intelligence has been insulted here, or rather maybe my basic sense of humanity which [Continue...]

As I was writing this title, I was thinking that I was using a double metaphor, then after thinking about it for a bit I realised it really was an accurate reflection of what happened today and really made me realise how fast this vast globe we live on can become a “small world”. While [Continue...]

This shit cracks me up!  Who is up for some Toxic Hell, er shit I mean Taco Bell --- sorry Big Ricky… I hope this one doesn’t get pulled from YouTube… [Continue...]

So there I am standing in my kitchen washing the dishes » 01 and I as I am washing I get hit with a thought. Since getting injured at work and losing the 100% use and strength in my arms I have broken a lot of glasses.  My arm will just give out on me when I [Continue...]

I had an interesting experience this week that I have been wanting to share with you but just wanted to wait a couple of days before posting it. A gentleman was standing in queue » 01 for probably no more than 5-10 minutes with a collection of other passengers that would not total [Continue...]

Whoever it was that took the sliver caftan that @AuntieVera wears all the time, please give it back.... We really don't need to see this... [Continue...]

I have been noticing a lot lately, OK well in the past 3 weeks that I have been working at the airport, people are very impatient when they ask questions and really if they would just shut their mouths and stop with the interruptions they would get the answer they require much faster. I am not [Continue...]

I realise it has been a long long and yup a LONG time since I have written and I do want to get to why I have not been very present as of late; yet sadly my time or rather ability » 01 to sit at my computer and finally throw something out has been very limited. [Continue...]

Here is another 1213 for you, and it is an easy one; however you have to include the Episode # to get credit for the win.... [Continue...]

If Archerr gets to wear makeup then I want to wear makeup…so here is the REAL shot of the turnipHed in full drag in the latest Marilyn Monroe look-a-like contest… Who’s a pretty turnip? UH? Who’s a pretty turnip? Special thanks to Kim Beaver for getting this all [Continue...]

There has been a lot of shit going on over here, mostly with the servers, at turnipStyle Dot Com and it has forced me to roll up my sleeves, pour myself a stiff drink and get to it. You may have noticed, well I hope you have noticed, that the site was down for almost [Continue...]

I just read something and right now my head is spinning, I am appalled, disgusted and unable to comprehend this sense of logic. Out of the corner of my eye I caught a glimpse of the following twit of someone I thought was pretty cool and that I follow.... Tonight is my last night in [Continue...]

This morning was the first time I went jogging by myself. The Boyfriend had been asked to meet up with his old jogging partner for a run this morning. So the plan was I was going to go jogging on my own this morning and the Boyfriend would just show up at 0700 for coffee [Continue...]

Yesterday I was surfing the net trying to catch up on my Blogroll and one of the Blogs that I have loaded in my Google Reader is FailBlog.org. I came across this hilarious photo of 2 dudes in a "Marilyn Monroe" look-alike contest and instantly thought of the infamous Kim Beaver over at Kim Beaver's [Continue...]

Today marks 2 weeks that I have been jogging in the mornings with the Boyfriend. So I have decided to start tracking/sharing "progress" with you here...and it would be really cool to get suggestions or ideas from other dudes that are out there jogging as well. Today's Stats... Start Time: 06:38 End [Continue...]