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I Got Caught With My Pants Down

turnipHed — Sat, 12 Feb 2011 00:55:43 +0000

Ok well I really dropped the ball when it came to the whole Google, Feedburner and RSS feed issue and I am hoping you will forgive me and take a moment to read this and update your feeds and subscriptions.

I have had to change all of my Feedburner URLS so all my old URLS are DEAD.

So I have to kindly ask you to revist my RSS Feeds Page and click on the LINKS there to either update your RSS Reader or your email subscriptions.

I hope to see ya there…

Thanks!

@AuntieVera at the BBQ

turnipHed — Thu, 27 Jan 2011 18:35:11 +0000

Surfing the net today while I was on hold I stumbled across this family photo of our dear Auntie Vera Charles at a family BBQ…

Well at least she put her face ON…

It looks to me like the bottle hasn’t been cracked yet, it must for sure be the second one then…

There Is Hope for @BigFatty & Telephonic Devices

turnipHed — Wed, 19 Jan 2011 14:37:51 +0000

I was catching up on my blogroll yesterday afternoon, in between projects, and I came across this hilarious posting from my friend Gooster. I immediately thought of BigFatty and how he always states that he doesn’t use the “telephonic devices” but maybe now with this new list of texting codes he will be able to!

ATD: At The Doctor's
BFF: Best Friend Farted
BTW: Bring The Wheelchair
BYOT: Bring Your Own Teeth
CBM: Covered By Medicare
CGU: Can't get up
CGIP: Can't get IT up
CUATSC: See You At The Senior Center
DWI: Driving While Incontinent
FWB: Friend With Beta Blockers
FWIW: Forgot Where I Was
FYI: Found Your Insulin
GGPBL: Gotta Go, Pacemaker Battery Low!
GHA: Got Heartburn Again
HGBM: Had Good Bowel Movement
IMHO: Is My Hearing-Aid On?
LMDO: Laughing My Dentures Out
LOL: Living On Lipitor
LWO: Lawrence Welk's On
OMMR: On My Massage Recliner
OMSG: Oh My! Sorry, Gas.
PIMP: Pooped In My Pants
ROFL-CGU: Rolling On The Floor Laughing-And Can't Get Up
SGGP: Sorry, Gotta Go Poop
TTYL: Talk To You Louder
WAITT: Who Am I Talking To?
WTFA: Wet The Furniture Again
WTP: Where're The Prunes?
WWNO: Walker Wheels Need Oil
GLKI: Gotta Go, Laxative Kicking In

Big thanks to Gooster for posting this!

@MissCtoronto & @AuntieVera–To Shit or Not to Shit

turnipHed — Tue, 18 Jan 2011 19:32:27 +0000

I have not signed into Facebook^» 01 in ages and today I finally got the smarts to log in and see what I had been missing.

Now seriously you can NOT plan this shit – but look what happened to show up on my News Feed when I logged in!

Pardon the pun here – but you gotta be “shitting” me here!

You can visit Miss Conception by visiting http://missconception.ca and you can visit Auntie Vera at http://veraspeaks.com – check out her podCast.

Here Are the Foot Notes...

Spacebook for @BigFatty

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@BigFatty Sets Up the Fat Cave Nativity Scene

turnipHed — Fri, 10 Dec 2010 17:48:08 +0000

I think this goes above and beyond creativity, I mean using pork products from your fridge to celebrate the baby jesus and all – wow how clever!

Then I got to thinking; Poor BigFatty, we know he wouldn’t be able to resist eating it up every day, so he would have to keep remaking it and I am just not sure there is really enough time in the day.

I mean with all the; gentleman callers, scratch offs, coupons and all….

Hey @BigFatty – Can You Hear That? Can Ya Hear That?

turnipHed — Wed, 01 Sep 2010 17:48:08 +0000

I am really hoping @BigFatty was able to take advantage of this coupon...

I mean if he angles it just right he might be able to push the approaching hurricanes off course and save the coast!

I mean everyone wants to do their part...right? And why not save some money while at it?

Just a thought...

The Perfect RV for LHV @littlefattycast

turnipHed — Sun, 29 Aug 2010 19:01:17 +0000

For those of you that were fortunate enough to tune in last Friday expecting to hear the LittleFattyCast you got an extra special edition of the Larry H Vader show and I was extremely lucky to be a guest of LHV.

Now, this was a special evening where we discussed exciting tid-bits from here to there but the most exciting was our discussion about LHV purchasing an RV.

Now if you didn't tune in for the live stream you are going to be sad because LHV didn't hit record so there is no way for you to hear what all we talked about.

However, I will let you in on a little secret...I found a photo of what LHV is going to be getting for his RV.

At first I wasn't all that impressed but then I thought more about it and it will be PERFECT for Gay Days 2011.

LHV wants to camp out for Gay Days 2011 and has invited me to join him in the Fort Wilderness Resort.

What an excellent idea. With this RV we won't have to worry about what time the ferries stop running or the buses stop running at night.

Super smart thinking there Mr Vader! Will my pillow double as a flotation device as well?

Big Savings for @BigFatty

turnipHed — Sun, 22 Aug 2010 15:24:19 +0000

Can you hear that? Can you hear that? Can you hear that?

No wonder Big Fatty gets so excited about his flyers with the latest specials and coupons.

Look how clever this one is, he doesn't have to do any thinking, it has already been done for him.

Think I am going to have to follow this lesson of BigFattisom and start reading my flyers from now on.

(Thanks to FailBlog.org for finding this for us!)

@BigFatty in the FatCave

turnipHed — Sat, 14 Aug 2010 03:31:44 +0000

Well it is a good thing I am not the centre^» 01 of the Universe, so not everyone will see this...but it does look like we have figured out where @BigFatty lives...or is it just a hunch!

Welcome back to the continent BigFatty --- we missed having ya here...we didn't know what to do with all that fresh air while you were gone...

Here Are the Foot Notes...

yes that is how we spell it here in the Mexico

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Run @BigFatty RUN!

turnipHed — Sun, 25 Apr 2010 17:30:29 +0000

All I gotta say is that @BigFatty better run and hide or his Gentleman Callers might disappear off into the shadows…and all those improvements to the Sling Room will be for nothing…sadsies!

Dear Gussie!!! Scary part is that used to be my area code when I was growing up…

Bitter and Deep: Finally I Figured It Out…

turnipHed — Fri, 06 Nov 2009 20:20:58 +0000

Ironically after finally getting to catch up on the Little Fatty Cast and then doing some blog reading^» 01 everything came clear to me.

I have finally FINALLY figured out why @auntievera of Vera Speaks, is so cranky, bitter and sports that deep voice.

It's from all the indiscriminate cock sucking^» 02 she has done over the years and then consoled herself with Whoopie Pies.

I do hope I made Kim Beaver proud...

Here Are the Foot Notes...

hey all you righties any idea how phucking hard it is to mouse with your left hand??
with swallowing

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No One’s First, and You’re Next – Modest Mouse

turnipHed — Thu, 06 Aug 2009 00:06:12 +0000

Check out the Top 10 Albums at iTunes...

No One's First, and You're Next

Modest Mouse

Genre: Alternative

Price: $6.99

Release Date: July 31, 2009

Elements – Warehouse 13

turnipHed — Wed, 05 Aug 2009 23:22:53 +0000

Some times it is just easier to listen to a good story while you're driving, working, flying, or running than it is to pick up a book. Check out the latest top AudioBooks at iTunes...

Elements

Warehouse 13, Season 1

Warehouse 13

Genre: Sci-Fi & Fantasy

Price: $2.99

Release Date: August 04, 2009

When a sculpture is stolen thanks to a Native American artifact that allowed the thief to walk through the steel walls of a vault, Pete (Eddie McClintock) and Myka (Joanne Kelly) are sent to New York City to investigate. The hunt for the truth eventually leads them to the discovery of a sacred place and they?ll do all they can to protect it.

Run, Emily, Run – Make It or Break It

turnipHed — Wed, 05 Aug 2009 23:22:53 +0000

Some times it is just easier to listen to a good story while you're driving, working, flying, or running than it is to pick up a book. Check out the latest top AudioBooks at iTunes...

Run, Emily, Run

Make It or Break It, Season 1

Make It or Break It

Genre: Drama

Price: $2.99

Release Date: August 03, 2009

The Rock is gearing up for Nationals and with it comes more pressure, while Emily has to deal with the consequences of her actions.

Summertime – The Secret Life of the American Teenager

turnipHed — Wed, 05 Aug 2009 23:22:53 +0000

Some times it is just easier to listen to a good story while you're driving, working, flying, or running than it is to pick up a book. Check out the latest top AudioBooks at iTunes...

Summertime

The Secret Life of the American Teenager, Season 2

The Secret Life of the American Teenager

Genre: Drama

Price: $2.99

Release Date: August 03, 2009

Everyone returns from their summer vacations and George makes a big revelation to Anne.